gain formula

Earlier when I woke up, I looked at the mirror and found out I have gained a bit of weight. I was washing my face in the bathroom sink when I caught myself in the mirror and realized my face was a little less disgusting shrunken than the last time I checked. (I have lately avoided reflective surfaces of any kind.)

I thought at first that it may have been some trick, that the pillow I slept on might have temporarily arranged my face into a semblance of health. But I checked my arms and they looked less scrawny. My shoulders were less bony. When I was done shaving, my skin even appeared to be a paler shade of gray than I remember.

I considered a stupid but entertaining theory. Maybe the mirror needs to be replaced by a new one? I remember from a high school chemistry lesson that glass is actually liquid, with a very high viscosity; it’s so thick that it looks solid.

Since viscosity increases as temperature increases, and Manila has been experiencing hellish weather lately (quite unusual this time of the year, I think), the mirror’s glass may have increased viscosity and “flowed” down, hence decreasing its ability to reflect accurately?

But I did not want to worry too much, so I decided it was a good sign, that I am starting to move on with my life, that I am really getting healthier, though of course all this may have been just because I ate massive amounts of Hong Kong Style noodles the other day. (That would have been a more plausible explanation.) Still, feeling better and better about myself by the minute, I went out of the bathroom to have my first cigarette. Hello another day.

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10 thoughts on “gain formula

  1. Oops. Guys, sorry. There was something wrong with Blogger or my proxy server, or I don't know, but this post got published without the text body. I've republished this post with the complete text. :)So, no, di ako pa-postmodernist. 😀

  2. cool. my high school chem teacher never said any of that mirror stuff in class. or if she did, maybe my mind was just wandering elsewhere that's why i didn't hear it. haha.

  3. at nagpapakimbo nanaman ako nung tinuro yang mga viscocity churvah na yan sa klase hahahahahoy… alak ang nagpapataba sayo… kaya inom pa tayo…. blep

  4. @Lance: Hindi ako pomo! 😀 @Marion: Our high school chemistry class is our first period so my mind had not begun to wander during that time of the day. :)@Jeff: I don't think there'd be a problem if it were alcohol. The end justifies the means!

  5. i agree with gentle, naloka din ako sa dami ng blog mo hehehe— -melodramatic ang delivery ng pagkasulat ng author pero it suggests two things: looking at things at different angles in order to produce a better or more positive perspective. second how a simple stuff like washing face could be made complicated and thus interesting— –love the attitude. =)

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